Sunday 28th July
Those with keen eyes will note the fluorescent parakeet feeding on the peanuts. This is all part of my cunning plan to replace the sad feather in my sunhat, victim of fading and mildew. However, if this bird doesn't leave me a tail-feather voluntarily before long, I may have to call in the services of a professional - the moggy next door has a reputation as a freelance assassin of long experience....
